Super Amazing Vacation of Awesomeness: Day 80

I took a look in the mirror at a bathroom gas station today.  You know what I resemble now?  One of those truckers you see making thousand mile long journeys.  I mean I've got the greasy hair, oily skin, scruffy beard, and crumpled clothes.  I must say, I looked quite the sight. O.o  I can't WAIT to go shower the moment we get home!